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Edition 15 - Sex Columnist
Tara Jones
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SEX COLUMNIST OF THE YEAR - Tara Jones

Tara writes exclusively for wreckered magazine.

Below, Tara talks to women who have had sex with themselves.


Women Who Have Sex With Themselves

JULIA (20, Hair Technician)
I'd ask my boyfriend to dress as a nerd and watch me pleasure myself. But the bastard wore hi-tech glasses with a mini-cam attached. He'd stream the images to his best friend Stuart. No surprise I ended the relationship. I'm currently seeing Stuart.


CATHERINE (32, Cup Cake Maker)
I masturbated four or five times a day until the age of thirty, when I began to lose all feeling in my fingertips. After that I used a variety of vibrators, until last year, when I broke my clitoris.


MAUREEN (40, Therapist)
I have a gift. A lot of women say that, but unless they’ve come to my masturbatory arts workshop, it’s unlikely to be true.


JENI (16, Student)
I share a room with my sister so I have to be subtle. Usually I just rub up against things, anything, really, so long as it is low, large and sharply defined. Eureka if it vibrates.



Tara Jones sex surveys..

Sex in the Travel Industry

Holiday Romance

Sex With Freaks

Sex With Men Who Prefer Men

Sex With Younger Men

Sex With Older Men

Sex With Scottish Men

 

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