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still on course
The massive asteroid reported last month as heading for earth is
still on course and coming this way. Boffins estimate that it will
collide with Earth in 2019, wiping out all known life on the planet
apart from cockroaches and peas.
An unnamed boffin says "there is no reason to panic - it might
never happen, who knows ?"
We say take out as many credit cards as you can and shop like a
mutha****** right to the bitter end.
nickname agony of Gers star
star Michael Ball blasted his teammates for not giving him a nickname.
"Its unfair", said Ball.,
"I mean, Lorenzo Amoruso
gets called Amo, Maurice Ross is Mo and Barry Ferguson gets called
Fergie and he gets called Bazza and he also gets called Baz. That's
three nicknames for just one player.."
Full story in sports
Boy in miracle recovery
Coma Boy was last night said to be comfortable after a miracle recovery.
Following a massive battle against Thordar and his minions, Coma Boy -
whose super powers allow him to place evildoers in a coma - was taken
to hospital with a suspected sore leg. Speaking from his hospital bed,
Coma Boy said "I thank the people for their good wishes, cards and
My leg is much better. It is a miracle."
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Big Cat Seen in Oban
Boiled Sweets Scare
Scot Not in Porn Romp
Loch Ness Webcam
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