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The limited edition
World news through our eyes
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Seonaid Divine
Keeping an eye on the stars for you.

Seonaid says "My VIP passes get me in anywhere - but I bring my readers in with me"

SPOTTED

TV's Tam Cowan having a red faced pint with an unsteady sports journalist and a Turkish woman of unknown descent.

Was that Dani Behr I saw on Byres Road in Glasgow's fashionable west end ?

Who else saw Ant and Dec playing five a a side at Shettleston Sports centre ?

FASHION

The Madonna look is definitely still in this year. It is amazing how whatever Madge wears suits not only her peers but those of us who are younger and indeed the daughters of many. Long may she continue.

Look out for the new gloss from Glosso 17. Kiss resistant and glossy for 24 hours.

Aren't you getting tired of crop tops? I know I am. One pint of cider and its all hanging out. I hate myself.

ANGUISH

We know that our every motive, our every desire is rooted in the darkness of the knowledge of mortality: cruel, awesome and great. Shopping adds to my misery yet I go thru the motions like a clockwork ointment mannequin. My boyfriend is a pig. I've had a nervous breakdown. I really need a holiday. E-mail yourself with your ideas for things better than this awful void.
I've had it.

I DON'T WANT A LOVER
If Ally McCoist is looking for a shoulder to cry on after his heartbreak split, he better not look at Texas songstress Sharleen Spiteri."Ex-footballers are just not my type - nor are pundits", said the singer after love rumours had been denied.

Stardom - the pressures
With ever more celebrities finding their love life in ruins, I wonder if the pressures of stardom are too much.The scrutiny of the public glare can drive a wedge between even the closest of soulmates. How Posh and Becks cope I'll never know.

The casualty list goes on - Dwight and Jordan, Ulrika and Stan, Liz and Hugh, me and my boyfriend. Yes readers, he finally owned up.He's been seeing my sister for weeks. Love rats are everywhere. She is welcome to him. I'm an alcoholic.

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Ally McCoist:
strain shows as
Sharleen says no

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sharleen spiteri
"I don't want a pundit"

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