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Gers star - my no nickname agony
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Michael Ball
Gers star Michael Ball blasted his teammates for not giving him a nickname.
"Its unfair", said Ball, "I mean, Lorenzo Amoruso gets called Amo, Maurice Ross is Mo and Barry Ferguson gets called Fergie and he gets called Bazza and he also gets called Baz. That's three nicknames for just one player. I know he's the captain and everything but its a bit much."
Gers boss Alex Mcleish responded exclusively to Wreckered. "Usually we just stick on O or a Y on the end of the players name. We've tried Ballo, Bally, Michaelo and Micko but none of them seem to work. Frankly its a matter for the player and his representative to sort out." Mcleish, formerly known as "Big Eck", added, "Order your new Rangers strip. Now !"

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New Don's Home
Green light at last for the Don's new home. The plush, futuristic 90, 000 seater stadium includes laundry room, 4 dbl bdrm, 2 en-suite, 3 public rooms, reception room, breakfasting room, hall and football pitch. Carport at rear.

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Those Ibrox nicknames in full

Stefan Klos stefo
Fernando Ricksen ricksy
Craig Moore moory
Lorenzo Amoruso amo
Arthur Numan numo
Barry Ferguson fergie/baz
Claudio Caniggia claudio-o
Christian Nerlinger nerlo
Tore Andre Flo cheerio
Michael Mols molsy
Neil McCann McCanno
Ronald De Boer ronny
Bert Konterman berto
Billy Dodds doddsy
Michael Ball ?
Russell Latapy lato
Maurice Ross mo
Jesper Christiansen jespo
Shota Arveladze shota-o
Peter Lovenkrands petey
Stephen Hughes hughesy

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FIFA to Ross County “Two air balloons not an indoor stadium”

Fifa have warned Ross County chairman, Roy McGregor, that flying two Good Year balloons above Victoria Park Stadium, does not constitute an indoor venue.
“Witz the praablim like” retorted McGregor, “we were gan to pit snooker tables on the pitch during the week, good earner.
Aalso, we’d negotiated a substantial Monday night pitch hire fee from the Dingwall under tens judo closs.”

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The true cost of big money transfers

With transfer fees spiralling, wage demands exploding and many smaller clubs going to the wall, it is surely time for the directors of football clubs to face a reality check. The recent £30m plus fee paid by Manchester United for Rio Ferdinand must give pause for thought. Wreckered says "When will this madness end ?" Click here to e-mail us the date that you think it will end.

Below, we break down the cost of various bits of Rio and show the variety of things on which that £30m could have been spent.

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Pole Vaulter Denies Getting High

By Jamie Gardner, PA Sport

Janine Whitlock has been suspended from competition by UK Athletics from July 19 pending a disciplinary committee hearing.
The English pole-vaulter tested positive for a banned anabolic steroid at the Commonwealth Games trials. The independent drugs advisory officer (DAO) has ruled that Whitlock has a case to answer based on her A sample. Whitlock could face a two-year ban from competition if an analysis of her B sample also proves positive. She has already stated her intention to appeal, claiming her sports drink must have been sabotaged.
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