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The editor speaks

Do we have the right to keep a monkey ?

In these PC days when the government seems ever more eager to appease the do-gooders, we see the steady erosion of basic freedoms such as hunting and the right to keep a monkey in a domestic residence.

With the recent ban on hunting with dogs, the impending legislation forcing farmers to vaccinate their livestock and the controversial arrest of Thomas Harris for the alleged crime of having a monkey in a two bedroomed flat, we note the iron hand of interference .

If Holyrood chooses to ignore the very real concerns of those both of the left and the right about centralised powers being devolved to the quangos, they must face this stark truth: to mix dogma with a pragmatic approach would leave us in a state of progma.

For the Blairite yes-men, this would be seen as a return to the old days. For those with longer memories, perhaps a return to some long distant notion of nationhood past.
Meantime, you still can't keep a monkey in your house.

We say these intrusions are not only affecting the wider whole but also the silent majority. This is no longer a simple matter of townies aganst countryies - the debate must now include the universal acknowledgement of the primate inside all.

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