Jungle survival reality show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here's gay
scottish comedian lesbian tv presenter Rhona "the moaner" Cameron
buying a pan loaf in her home town of Musselburgh.
Was that Pop Idol's
Pete Waterman seen in the Kingdom Hall shopping centre in Fife with a
trophy bimbo in tow looking for the Carphone Warehouse ?
Who else saw Darius staggering out of Edinburgh's trendy City Cafe and
getting jumped by four men in burberry caps ?
Street style makes a return with those belts with stringy bits hanging
down at the side of the hip.
Look out for the new
carrot and saliva moisture cream from Glosso 17. Stay moist and orange
for 24 hours.
The Wondergel Big
Lift Bra gives any cleavage a boost by combining the strength and flexibility
of a sports bra with the allure of a desperate tart.
Shopping, snogging, love romps. Sometimes I think I can't take it any
more. My boyfriend left me for my sister. Then she slept with his brother.
Now both brothers are comparing notes and she keeps leaving tearful
messages on my mobile.
try to find meaning in this miasma of desire and disappointment yet
see nothing but a bitter and hostile landscape of self-loathing and
One of these days, I swear, I'm going to take a kitchen knife out on
the street and stab a mosher in the face. God help me.