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The playboy issue
World news through our eyes
man - I'll kill you all
The world of bowls was rocked by the arrest last night of Linwood club captain Arthur Smillie, who was restrained by police outside the club's pavilion while on a drink and drug fuelled rampage.
One witness said, "Arthur just started shouting in the window of the social club that he would kill us all. Next thing the police arrived and kicked the shit out of him."
Mark Shields, another senior member of Scotland's bowling establishment, was carpeted last month after threatening to kill a referee.
Bowls watchers point to the increasing pressures in the game to explain the incidence of homicidal captains.
The seven deadly facts
2.Makes teeth shoogly
3.Is used in the rave drug ecstacy
4.Can cause impotence
5 Linked to murder of JFK
6.Puts yellow stuff on teeth
7.Makes men attractive to other men.
|Scots: we don't
want to live in space
A survey by the CBI shows that four out of five Scots would not choose to live in space.
70% chose suburban locations while only 23% preferred the hustle and bustle of city life. Of the remaining respondents, one was a don't know while the others ticked yes to everything except for living in space.
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