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empty space gif Edition # 3
The playboy issue
World news through our eyes
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Coultard - I'm no Thunderbird puppet came to life

Scots Formula 1 star David Coultard blasted claims that he is a Thunderbird puppet came to life. "I'm not a thunderbird puppet", said the mighty-jawed Scots speed jockey.

In an emotional appeal to the public, Coulthard's father, James pleaded with racegoers to accept his son as a human."David has only ever wanted to race cars", said Coulthard senior. "Its time to leave him alone and let him get on with his job."

In the high finance world of international Formula One, image is everything, as is technology. He who wields the hi-tech sword will easily cast asunder the opponent who wields the pen. Rival teams are said to be unhappy that Coulthard has a brother who lives in a space station and who can see everything that is happening on Earth. A member of Scot Jackie Stewart's troubled Jordan Arrows team told wreckered, "Its a bit much when a driver has the help of an eye in the sky."

For the only F1 news that matters, visit www.Formula1.com
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Coulthard - I'm human


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Coulthard dad - leave my son alone
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Euro Jock Crock Shock
Scotland's Euro 2004 hopes were dealt another blow when injury hoodoos struck again. Captain Barry Ferguson is struggling with an ongoing hip injury, midfield supremo Paul Lambert sees a specialist next week about his chipped toe and and Dunfermline ace Stevie Crawford is in therapy following the surprise marriage of his first wife to a mystery businessman from Bellshill.
Scotland boss Bertie Vogts told wreckered, "The thing with Stevie is a pile of crap. Really, its been six years - he should've got over her by now."
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your stars
What do the stars say about you this month?
Gypsy Nocturno
reveals all...
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newsbox stories
Bowls man death threat.
Flouride - the facts.
Arbroath ready for Y2K.
JK Rowling blasts plan.
Bag o' Fish inventor dies
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The Sports Competition
Simply name the men behind these three famous sporting moustaches. E-mail wreckered by December 6.
Winner receives a free gif.

Moustache 1
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hint.
this moustache once
broke a man's leg

Moustache 2
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hint.
sometimes changes to
wet weather moustache

Moustache 3
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hint.
Oo, tell y'wot. Me
moother's a herrdresser

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"Is Curling Demented?" Winner
Last month we asked you the reader to vote for whether you thought curling was demented or wasn't demented or Don't Know. Our winner is Wee Bob who e-mailed us to say "Yes - Curling is demented".
A free gif goes to Wee Bob.
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