have been dressing as pantomime horses to smuggle themselves
into the UK.
The flood has led to calls for stricter controls on fancy dress
hire, amid fears that terrorists could strike during the festive
season. The Prime Minister urged people to be extra vigilant
over the holiday period and warned of tough decisions ahead.
Scots Tory leader David McLetchie estimates that up to 5,000
people may have illegally entered Scotland by simply dressing
as a pantomime horse and getting the train from London. "Last
my constituency, an Afghan family applied for a council
house while dressed as Widow Twanky".
agencies have warned of a plot to flood Scottish cities with
Chechen orphans disguised as the seven dwarves. The claim has alarmed Dwarf
Groups, who fear it will lead to reprisals
against those below average height.
Was this panto horse a gang of
This panto horse was snapped by a wreckered man on the
Glasgow to Edinburgh shuttle service. (see edition 2).
Could this have been a gang of illegal immigrants ?
Muslim terrorists ?
Osama bin Laden is believed to have been hidden in the
end of a pantomime cow in order to avoid
detection by military