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empty space gif Edition # 4
Sometime 2003
World news through our eyes
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Seonaid Divine
Keeping an eye on the stars for you !

Seonaid says "My VIP passes get me in anywhere - but I bring my readers in with me !"

SPOTTED

Weight-gained TV exec and former music scribe purchasing a white powderous substance in Dennistoun,Glasgow. Later heard to claim that it was for cat worming.
(thanks to the indies for the juice)

TV weather girl Heather Reid arguing with a mystery blonde outside Harvey Nicks in Edinburgh.

Music journo Billy Sloan up his own world weary arse.


Send your celebrity sightings to Seonaid.

FASHION

Theresea May's kitten heel eyebrow raiser at this years Conservative Party Conference has sparked a new interest in this the most trusted of heels.

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Kitten heel booties

Would Theresa May cause actual heart attacks if she wore these ?
Text yourself with your vote now.

Manufacturers estimate that while more than two million pairs of strappy-heeled sling-backed high heels will be snapped up in the days leading up to Christmas office party season, this figure will be eclipsed by a return to the more practical yet still sexy kitten heel throughout the January sales.

ANGUISH

Had dinner with my GP - after she confronted me about something I did with her husband last year.

She told me he is dying of an incurable disease. Across the table, I held her gaze and knew that we were both glad.

We toasted our good taste and arranged to see each other again on Saturday. There is something about a confident woman in her thirties in a smart busines suit, don't you think ?
Perhaps it is that air of confidence, that hint of a sanguine sexuality which could charm the pants off a statue.

I note that it has been weeks since I last thought of the pig who used to be my boyfriend.


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