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empty space gif Edition # 5
The dulux edition
World news through our eyes
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Seonaid Divine
Keeping an eye on the stars for you !

Seonaid says "My VIP passes get me in anywhere - but I bring my readers in with me !"

SPOTTED

TV's Graham Norton at Braehead Arena.

Was that really Marilyn Manson who had broken down at the Eskbank roundabout near Bonnyrigg ?

Ex Celtic star Peter Grant in the VIP area at the Eminem Glasgow gig afterparty.

Carrot top crooner Mick Hucknall wowing the staff and customers of Greggs the bakers in Tollcross, Edinburgh.

Send your celebrity sightings to Seonaid.

FASHION

Glosso 17 Ribcage Cream has been proven to help shed pounds. Simply apply the cream to the areas where you can last recall feeling your ribcage. Comes with a free stick to help you beat off the men !

Tired of those tanlines which bring attention to your white bits ? New Tanline Blusher helps smooth out the contrasts with a 24 hour waterproof (and kiss resistant !) skintone blendouriser.

ANGUISH

Would that we all were like the butterfly - transformed from our humdrum caterpillar existence to a world of colour, grace and beauty. And yet, the truth of life is fear. Fear of rejection, of betrayal, of disgust and disappointment. The pig I used to call my boyfriend found out I was having a gay affair with my doctor. Now someone has made a phone call to the BMA and my lover faces the possibility of being struck off. I grow old with every hour, bitter with every thought of every man who has ever lied to me. Last week my mother threatened to kill my father. This is the burden I carry.

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What do the stars say about you this month?
Gypsy Nocturno
reveals all...
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HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES
With the news that Fred MacAuley may soon have to hide from the press in his multi-million pound St Lucia mansion, it is time perhaps to look at the luxurious retreats favoured by some of Scotland's other celebrities. Whether it be Darius' custom built £9m pad in Edinburgh or Ronnie Corbetts sleek ocean going yacht, the message is clear - the other half really knows how to live !
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Ally McCoist's to-die-for pile in Ayrshire. 22 bedrooms, eight luxury bathrooms, a gymnasium, swimming pool, tennis courts and a dining hall which holds an eighteenth century dining table said to be long enough to land a jet on. And yet, what sadness might these grand walls have witnessed in the troubled love life of the former Rangers star ?

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Ronnie Corbett's awesome yacht, "My Producer", seen here moored at Leith docks. The diminutive Scots star and restauranteur escapes the press pack by sailing to the Mediterranean whenever the pressure gets too much.
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Darius' luxury home on the outskirts of Edinburgh. Modelled on Elvis Presley's Graceland, the house - dubbed Dariusland - is set in 100 acres of prime woodland and features state of the art security and hi-fi. A keen animal lover, Darius has built an enormous pen to hold his prized pack of Scottish deerhounds.
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"Still Game" star Greg Hemphill likes to leave his worries behind by flying his very own stealth airplane. A qualified pilot, the genial blue-eyed actor and Glasgow University rector is said to find true happiness when evading not only the paparazzi but also most military radar detection systems.
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