Shane Richie getting chased by a dog in Warrington.
Was that Macauley Culkin being hit by a van in Glasgow's fashionable
Byres Road ?
A tired and emotional Rachel Hunter punching lumps out of a wheelie
bin in Chelsea.
Rangers football star Fernando Ricksen leaving a burning turd outside
his neighbour's door.
Send your celebrity sightings to Seonaid
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woman. Try Original Ginko Aloba Jojoba Gel or, for sensitive skin,
treat yourself to the Desert Fruit Luxury Invigoration Mousse.
Tip: shine and detox your hair by rinsing it in
cranberry juice once a week.
Editor's note: Seonaid's famous Anguish diary, in which she reveals
to readers her innermost troubles and love misery, is on hold
this month while Seonaid recovers from an overdose.
Seonaid would like to thank all who sent cards and flowers and
has asked me to reassure her fans that she hopes by the end of
next week to be breathing without assistance.
Follow the events which led Seonaid to hospital by reading her
Anguish diaries in our back issues. Hit the sitemap link up above
and view Lifestyle.