Boyle To Pole Vault
Controversial comedian Frankie Boyle is to be part of Scotland's
pole vault team for the Commonwealth Games in 2014.
The acid-tongued comic, who stands only four feet eight inches
tall, is said to be one of the shortest pole vault competitors in
the history of the sport.
While Boyle's personality and talent make him seem almost as tall
as a normal man, publicity photographs such as the one shown (right)
suggests that photographers are taller than him.
Former Mock The Week star Boyle spoke to wreckered about
his pole vaulting ambitions:"I got the status, I leap higher
than all haters. See me leap, feel yourself weep, as I sweep, all
the gold, cos I'm bold and my story ain't been told."
Wreckered wishes Frankie Boyle all the best for his Commonwealth
games pole vault.