GLORIA FRASER writes..
How to dump a useless boyfriend
With more of us than ever setting our sights higher in the man-stakes,
we asked Agony Aunt Gloria Fraser for tips on how to dump a useless
boyfriend. Here are Glorias do's and dont's.
Let him know immediately that you consider him to be a low life
Make sure that you look absolutely gorgeous when you drop the
bomb on him.
Change your phone number to avoid his late-night, tearful, pathetic
Confess all about his bits to your girlfriends. (Or
e-mail wreckered with the details)
Avoid his friends 'cos they will either try to get you two back
together again or get you in the sack.
Let him down gently.
Listen to his bleating.
Seek closure, solace or that friend of his who gave you that
look at that party.
Get drunk and call him late at night on the verge of tears.
Give him a second chance.