TO STORM EUROPE
The latest in hands-free gadgetry is set to storm Europe and
comes in the form of a balaclava with built in bluetooth technology.
The Phonaclava has swept Japan and will shortly be available in
the UK, offering drivers a host of essential features including
hands-free mobile kit, wi-fi, hi-fi, UV bluetooth, infra-red messaging,
deep purple wizardry and a telescopic ariel capable of picking up
picture messages from the moon.
Availalable in red, black or silver, the Phonaclava is set to wow
the British market and replace traditional hands-free systems with
a new and integrated balaclava-like delivery platform.
The deluxe model includes a radar gun detector in the chinpiece
providing real time data streams to the rest of the balaclava. Glosso
17 Industries promise a host of add-ons including personalised voicemail
messages, ringtones and a series of "fun antlers".
Phonaclava designer Yoshio Taguro told wreckered, "It is basically
a balaclava with batteries and all that stuffed inside it. There's
a bit behind the right ear where you can put in a new simcard."
THE PHONACLAVA HAS SWEPT JAPAN
Taguro offered his analysis of the Phonaclava craze
which has swept Japan. "People just lke to feel that they
can drive in an open top vehicle and be able to use a hands-free
system, but yet retain some informal privacy from within a balaclava."