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Edition # 11
Phonaclava Set To Storm Europe
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PHONACLAVA TO STORM EUROPE

The latest in hands-free gadgetry is set to storm Europe and comes in the form of a balaclava with built in bluetooth technology.

The Phonaclava has swept Japan and will shortly be available in the UK, offering drivers a host of essential features including hands-free mobile kit, wi-fi, hi-fi, UV bluetooth, infra-red messaging, deep purple wizardry and a telescopic ariel capable of picking up picture messages from the moon.

Availalable in red, black or silver, the Phonaclava is set to wow the British market and replace traditional hands-free systems with a new and integrated balaclava-like delivery platform.

The deluxe model includes a radar gun detector in the chinpiece providing real time data streams to the rest of the balaclava. Glosso 17 Industries promise a host of add-ons including personalised voicemail messages, ringtones and a series of "fun antlers".

Phonaclava designer Yoshio Taguro told wreckered, "It is basically a balaclava with batteries and all that stuffed inside it. There's a bit behind the right ear where you can put in a new simcard."



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THE PHONACLAVA HAS SWEPT JAPAN

 

Taguro offered his analysis of the Phonaclava craze which has swept Japan. "People just lke to feel that they can drive in an open top vehicle and be able to use a hands-free system, but yet retain some informal privacy from within a balaclava."

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