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Edition # 11
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Stars by Psychic Augusta

Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen. If any of her predictions come true for anyone, please e-mail us immediately.


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Aries
March 21 - April 20
Four Leprechauns will take refuge in your kitchen. Ignore financial worries for the time being.
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Taurus
April 21 - May 21
Taurean horns will perk up when an old friend brings an unexpected 16 square metres of linoleum.
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Gemini
May 22 - June 21
Time to settle debts and move on. Your lucky stone is coal. Wear bright colours to ward off an evil djinn.
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22
Surprises all round when an old flame is arrested and charged with war crimes.
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Leo
July 23 - August 23
Lovable Leos have cause to growl this month when a horse kicks in the windscreen of your car.
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Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23
Earth, Air, Fire and Water will combine in a cocktail of hope. Beatings may end this month.
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Libra
Sept 24 - October 23
Saturn and Venus will get together to bring joy to the famous Libran love zone. Expect warm tingles on Wednesday.
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Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
A good time for settling old scores or for having your nails done.
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
A hen night will end in tragedy. Jesus wants you for a sunbeam.
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
Take nothing less than second best. Move on up - towards your destination.
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
God almighty, I hate writing this crap.
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Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20
see Taurus
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