Fear of debt is driving more and more people to consolidate their
debt by taking on more debt. Wreckered stands shoulder to shoulder
with those who have debt. Wreckered is in debt.
The fear of everything. The dictionary describes this condition
as panophobia. This description itself can cause alarm among the
While figures for fraud are often unreliable, identity theft has
increased fourfold in the last four months, sparking fear and distrust
among the unidentified.
In 2009, fifteen people died of boredom listening to this garbage.
As science has fought back against the claims of alternative medicines,
a holistic backlash is expected.
Despite patrols by cyber cops, the chat-rooms remain a haven for
paedophiles intent on grooming children for sex. A new generation
of computer-savvy perverts threatens to bring the internet to a
standstill. Experts warn of the imminent death of e-commerce.
In 2009, eight people died of boredom reading about this woman.
Ketamine is a horse tranquiliser which has become the drug of choice
for many clubbers and degenerates. A dissociative anaesthetic with
analgesic properties, the drug can cause numbing of the body and
dramatic alterations of the mind. Among users, the drug is known
variously as Ket, K, Special K, Vitamin K, Auntie K, Jay Kay, Peter
Kaye, Krusty the K, Reiki, OK, KKK, AK-47, Janette Krankie, Koala,
Kuala Lumpa, Mr Soft, Jah Wobble, Humpty Dumpty, Terminal 5, Jiffy
Bag, Carpet Magnet and Plop.
The condition whereby a person will transform into a werewolf. Not
as popular as it once was, but still a source of concern for people
living in rural areas. Many in Scotland persist in sleeping with
a silver bullet hidden in an orifice.
Men with big heads
In normal life, little is as unsettling as being confronted by a
man with a massive head. At wreckered magazine we had to fire a
guy who had a gigantic head. The dimensions of his skull caused
fear and fury among the secretarial staff. We subsequently fired
the secretaries. We did not re-hire the guy with the huge head.
Good riddance to the lot of them.
Many fear the night. For the night brings darkness and slumber.
With darkness and slumber comes vulnerability. And with vulnerability
comes fear. Therefore, we must fear the night. For the night brings
With over 82% of the western world now clinically obese, the unobese
must now fear the power of the obese.
We don't know exactly what the f*** is going in Pakistan, but Tim
Burton is reported to be thinking about making a movie.
While the overwhelming majority of queers present no threat to
society, we must be ever aware of those few queers who seek to
alarm other members of society by shrieking unexpectedly and by
braying the phrase "evil witch" four times in every
hour of the day.
In the 1980's, the UK was terrorised by illegal dancers. Experts
fear that a revival of rave culture will see a new generation
of ravers gathering on remote farmlands and ingesting Krusty the
K in the dead of night and affecting the milk yield of the cows
The sun, or Ra as it was known in ancient cultures, will explode
in a supernova many years from now. While none of us today will
be alive to witness the demise of Earth, it is true to say that
the majority of Earth people feel a deep sadness on behalf of
our great great great great great great grand-children. How will
they view us, who did nothing to slow the demise of the Sun?
The global terror threat is now a worldwide phenomenon. No country,
no town, no individual is now safe from the Islamic hordes who
seek to overturn western values in their quest for martyrdom and
so on. Wreckered supports the development of the Star Wars weapons
system in the fight against global terror and against the black
widow suicide bombers of Chechnya. We stand shoulder to shoulder
with our government in their assertion that keeping our boys in
Afghanistan is keeping the streets of Britain safe.
Under Age Drinking
One of the greatest sources of Fear is drunk children and youths.
These pubescent piss-heads cause grief, violence, traffic accidents,
unwanted pregnancies and STDs (See John Crow's commentary in yourwreck).
Half of them have probably been sniffing Janette Krankie. Wreckered
stands with those who would handcuff teenage drunks, load them
into a Chinook and throw every last one of them into the cold,
dark depths of the Atlantic
The fear of Venezuala. Hugo Chavez, self styled,democratically
elected leader of the Venezualan people has stated that the mineral
rights of theVenezualan people should belong to the Venezualan
people. Fear this - for it is fearful.
Women with big scarey eyes
No-one on this planet is comfortable in the company of women with
big scarey eyes. And yet, they walk among us. Fear them - for
they too are fearful.
While Wreckered magazine will defend to the end the right of gay
women to elect whomsoever they wish as a leader, the elevation
of Xeno Warrior Princess as a role model is by far a queer too
far. What should be the response of normal parents whose nine
year old daughter asks them if it is okay to wear a neck collar,
large hair and leather trousers?
Fear of the young has been present since time began. It is true
to say that the youth of today are worse than the youth of yesterday,
but wreckered stands firmly behind Carlos Santana who memorably
sang "Let The Children Play".
Fear of the planet Zenon. There has been no attack on Earth by
the planet Zenon since the 1950's. Still, their leader Emperor
Tang has sworn his vengeance on us after his daughter fell in
love with an Earth Man.