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Edition # 12
The Fear Special
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Stars by Psychic Augusta

Our astrology babe has been reading the stars since discovering her special gift at the tender age of sixteen. If any of Gypsy's predictions come true for anyone, please e-mail us immediately.


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Aries
March 21 - April 20
Time to grasp the horn of plenty. Chase down leads and mark your neighbour's card.
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Taurus
April 21 - May 21
Your popularity at work will disappear as Titan leaves Angina. Ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane.
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Gemini
May 22 - June 21
As tensions rise at home, keep things in perspective and dust your hair with sherbet.
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Cancer
June 22 - July 22
The goose that laid the golden egg will return with a dart in it's face. Aid the goose and he will aid you.
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Leo
July 23 - August 23
An old lover will reappear because you have been blowing through the jasmine of his mind.
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Virgo
August 24 - Sept 23
Mercury is rising. See a doctor about your blood pressure. Beatings may recommence after a night out.
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Libra
Sept 24 - October 23
Stop jumping through hoops. Only by being yourself can Saturn send the rings of hope to your vale of tears.
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Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
Your event horizon is unclear, but now's as good a time as any to treat yourself to a bag which is bigger than you.
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Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
A Mormon will come to your door with a spanner.
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Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
Cappies under pressure at work and at home can find release in the arms of a same sex partner.
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
As Pluto enters your dark zone, expect to learn some important lessons about intimacy.
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Pisces
Feb 20 - March 20
see Taurus
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