Talks The Hind Legs Off A Donkey
A Scottish woman is being prosecuted by the owner
of a Blackpool beach donkey after allegedly talking the hind legs
off the animal.
Jade McHugh denies that her chat caused the hind legs of the donkey
to crumble and snap.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, she told wreckered,
"I don't deny speaking to it but there is no way I talked the
hind legs off it."
McHugh claims that the donkey's hind legs were "already probably
totally fucked by the time I started telling it about how we'd had
a great night last week down at the Calton Studios but I'd ended
up nutted and never made it to my work the next day but that was
okay because they already owed me holidays but anyway it caused
a massive friction between me and my husband but as far as I'm concerned
he was out getting rat-arsed last weekend and it's about time he
took a turn looking after the kids anyway so I don't see why it
should always be me that's sitting in so I ended up in Blackpool
with the girls and we'd had a couple of glasses of wine and the
next thing I was talking to this donkey but it was sitting down
for a rest and I couldn't tell you whether it had back legs or not
I mean I was just talking to it's face so, eh, that's what happened
as far as I'm concerned".